{"id":9,"date":"2011-04-01T00:00:31","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T00:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/?p=9"},"modified":"2011-03-31T21:51:03","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T21:51:03","slug":"the-top-two-best-iphone-apps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"The Top Two Best iPhone Apps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Screen-shot-2011-03-15-at-2.12.49-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Screen-shot-2011-03-15-at-2.12.49-PM.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Screen shot 2011-03-15 at 2.12.49 PM\" width=\"192\" height=\"193\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-10\" srcset=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Screen-shot-2011-03-15-at-2.12.49-PM.png 192w, http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Screen-shot-2011-03-15-at-2.12.49-PM-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 192px) 100vw, 192px\" \/><\/a>So I was kickin&#8217; it with my boys last night and my boy Mikey gets to talking about his iPhone. He tells me he has a lot of sweet Apps on it, and so he lets me play with it while he and Cool Nick play some Call of Duty: Black Ops. Check out the top two apps for the iPhone that I was able to download before Mikey caught me. I paid him back in beer. That&#8217;s how we roll.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<strong>POCKET GIRL<\/strong><br \/>\nThis one was sweet. For $2 you get a virtual girlfriend to carry around in your pocket. The girlfriend sort of looks like my aunt, but that&#8217;s cool. My aunt is hot. There are a lot of options, like the girl will dance for you or look at her self in the mirror. I assume this is how a real girlfriend acts. &#8220;Dance for me!&#8221;, &#8220;Make a sandwich!&#8221;. Nice.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Screen-shot-2011-03-15-at-2.17.43-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Screen-shot-2011-03-15-at-2.17.43-PM.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Screen shot 2011-03-15 at 2.17.43 PM\" width=\"196\" height=\"195\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-12\" srcset=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Screen-shot-2011-03-15-at-2.17.43-PM.png 196w, http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/Screen-shot-2011-03-15-at-2.17.43-PM-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" \/><\/a><strong>Bartender<\/strong><br \/>\nThis is the first app that showed up when I searched Bartender. It&#8217;s pretty sweet. For $1 you get a bunch of drink recipes. I wish there was a virtual bartender like in the girlfriend app. You could click a button and he&#8217;d make you a drink. That&#8217;d be awesome.<\/p>\n<p>Those are the top two apps from Apple&#8217;s Mac Store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was kickin&#8217; it with my boys last night and my boy Mikey gets to talking about his iPhone. He tells me he has a lot of sweet Apps on it, and so he lets me play with it &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/?p=9\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cell-phones"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions\/36"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}