{"id":74,"date":"2011-04-01T18:55:07","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T18:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/?p=74"},"modified":"2011-04-01T19:01:34","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T19:01:34","slug":"sega-april-fools","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"SEGA April Fools"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/segaboards1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/segaboards1-300x173.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"segaboards1\" width=\"300\" height=\"173\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-75\" srcset=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/segaboards1-300x173.png 300w, http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/segaboards1-1024x591.png 1024w, http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/segaboards1.png 1046w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nDem Mofo&#8217;s at SEGA America don&#8217;t ever know when to give up. Damn man. I almost went blind last year and they still pull the same bullcrap this year! This year they made the text invisible! WTF is up with this hell?!?!?! I should stop buying SEGA games dude!<\/p>\n<p>GIVE US SONIC ADVENTURE 3 and SHENMUE 3!!!!<br \/>\nStupid ass company!!!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/segaboards2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/segaboards2-1024x593.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"segaboards2\" width=\"640\" height=\"370\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-77\" srcset=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/segaboards2-1024x593.png 1024w, http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/segaboards2-300x173.png 300w, http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/segaboards2.png 1045w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>DAMN SEGA&#8230; slice slice!!! You&#8217;ll be getting a call from mah lawyers and doctor. He a rough man and you don&#8217;t wanna see him. He don&#8217;t take crap from puny companies. He accepts beer as payments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dem Mofo&#8217;s at SEGA America don&#8217;t ever know when to give up. Damn man. I almost went blind last year and they still pull the same bullcrap this year! This year they made the text invisible! WTF is up with &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/?p=74\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sega-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions\/84"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}