{"id":110,"date":"2013-04-01T12:46:48","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T12:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/?p=110"},"modified":"2013-04-01T12:46:48","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T12:46:48","slug":"100-reasons-why-sega-and-sonic-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"100 reasons why SEGA and Sonic SUCK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/SONIC-hedgehogs-2510476-1280-800.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-111\" title=\"SONIC-hedgehogs-2510476-1280-800\" src=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/SONIC-hedgehogs-2510476-1280-800-300x187.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/SONIC-hedgehogs-2510476-1280-800-300x187.jpg 300w, http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/SONIC-hedgehogs-2510476-1280-800-1024x640.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/SONIC-hedgehogs-2510476-1280-800.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> SEGA and Sonic suck. Simple fact. But what if your sittin in class n this asshole is like &#8220;yo, i was visiting sega fan sites last night n i found this sweet ass site called segabits&#8221;. Maaaan, you are filled with RAGE! You wanna rip his sega fanboy head clean off. But you can&#8217;t. You have three priors, you were on an episode of Cops last season (Stupid Criminals #4) and u wanna impress this girl named Nikki. Well we got you covered. Here is 100 reasons why SEGA n Sonic SUCK.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Mr-T-fools.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Mr-T-fools.jpeg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Mr-T-fools\" width=\"272\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-112\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yo, we might hate the segabitches at segabits, but we love sega. U a fool for thinkin we threw in our sega love cuz of some assholes who wanna partner (wtf?) with some code nerds over on some furry fan site. fuck segabits n sonicretro but sega rulez!<\/p>\n<p>Well, sega used to rule when they made consoles. Where the fuck is shenmue 3??? Anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/segabits.com\/forums\/index.php?board=20.0\">hit up our forums n talk about games n money n girls n shit<\/a>. But stay away from Nikki!<\/p>\n<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"\/ducksgoquack.php\" style=\"display: none;\" title=\"yYjT y aFkvfkEShT  FVp\">yYjT y aFkvfkEShT  FVp<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SEGA and Sonic suck. Simple fact. But what if your sittin in class n this asshole is like &#8220;yo, i was visiting sega fan sites last night n i found this sweet ass site called segabits&#8221;. Maaaan, you are filled &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/?p=110\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,5],"tags":[18,17,20,21,19],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sega-news","category-wtf","tag-april-foolz","tag-lolz","tag-nikki","tag-rip-mikey","tag-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions\/114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/themafia.segabits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}